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Top 10 Lifestyle Changes Every Woman faces in Midlife – Seriously WTF
Top 10- Lifestyle changes Every Woman Faces in Midlife
#1 Your thermostat standards become a hate crime.
One minute you are freezing, the next minute you are sweating, and before you know it, you are freezing and sweating all at the same time. You feel like you do when you have a bad fever when you are sick except it will happen at workout of the blue and last 20 minutes and then poof – leaving you sticky and smelly.
I have started stripping off my layers at work a couple times and trust me I didn’t give two fucks who watched!
I purchased a mini fan which has helped tons! Also, a mini one I can just shove into those lovely areas. No shame!
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#2 Sleep becomes a complicated negotiation.
I remember being younger and making fun of my mom. “Really Mom you can’t fall asleep?” or “What do you mean you woke up at 2 am and couldn’t fall back to sleep?” I mean I had zero problems getting my ass to sleep …… well until I got into my early forties that is! What the hell is going on!?!
It seems like the minute you finally get your body to fall asleep your fucking bladder wakes you up! Then you sit there having a full conversation with your bladder. “But i am so warm!”, “Come on man it is cold out there… and dark!”, “Can you just hold off for a couple more hours?”
“Fine! Fuck you, you win!!” Well then there you really are…. The person that is now awake at 2 am and unable to fall back to sleep because your mind is thinking about everything and nothing! My skeleton has been wet for its entire life; Did I get rid of that one yellow jacket I had four years ago?
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